The Pollge Campagian
The Pollge Campagian
The POLLGE Campagian is generally about stopping all wars between nations by using our keen sense of humor and other interesting non-lethal weapons, such as frest fruit, Chicken screams, and if absolutely neccicary, The World's Funniest Joke. If you know nothing of the Comedy troupe known as Monty Python (proveyers of Such sillyness as pretending to be on a horse while a man follows you around banging 2 halves of coconut together to create a hoove stompiong effect) then that last sentence will have made no sense to you whatsoever. The ministers of the Pollge Campagain are some of the most weirded-out, whacked, Loony, Spoot-Headed, Crazy, Insane people as you will ever meet in this world. I am proud to say I am counted amongst them.
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The Ministers
Purple offish Lemon Loony Gumby Esq. Leader of Everything
Tailmange Erm, Oh, Argh! Loony Gumby Esq.
Minister of POLLGE Aide
Wacaplet Biggles Splunge Loony Gumby Esq.
Minister of War
Col.InvictusDr.
Cornel under Minister of War
Sillius Algyus Loony Gumby Esq.
Minister of Money
Grinch
Minister of Justice
Spamchunk Parrot Aardvark Maniacal Loony Gumby Esq. IV
Minister of Web Research
Lord Manholecover Tennisball Proust Loony Gumby Esq.
Minister of Speeches, Bad Prams, and Sherry
Albatross F'tang F'tang Ole Biscutbarrel Loony Gumby Esq.
Minster of Silly Walks
Lemon Curry Ping Zambezi Loony Gumby Esq.
Minister for Running up the Stairs 2 at a time, flinging open the door and saying "Ha, ha! Caught you Mildred!"
Cafram-Gimme a middle name-Loony Gumby Esq.
Minister in Carge of Fosters
Archbishop Amedaus Aardwolf Peer Gynt Loony Gumby Esq.
Minister of Philosophy
Percival the Primate Loony Gumby Esq.
Minister of Falling Down
Simprini Fishy Requisite Loony Gumby Esq.
Minister of Parodisic Enterprises
Minister of Random Oddities Other People Will Forget
Kenbingocleanersystem Loony Gumby Esq.
Leader of the POLLGE Inquistion
Pinthark that is Called Pinthark Loony Gumby Esq.
Minister of Things that Bounce
Chris Latehippy Semiannoying Bricksmasher WilKo Loony Gumby Esq.
Minister of Self Defense and Saftey
Minister of Hushing Things Up
Colonel Biggles Lemon Curry Loony Gumby Esq.
Minister of sport
Minister of Food
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